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King Demotivational Poster


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Damn it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


THE LION KING - True story.




DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


OH OH OH - the humanity


TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding shotgun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition


TAGS: go out and get a freaking job
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:45 pm
and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the ass with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic!
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
And to all these mesely fucks that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:37 pm
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 1:14 pm
Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 4:53 am
Bump for being two away from HoF
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
the flo chart has a never ending loop problem
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait.
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 4:59 pm
...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this shit? I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:39 pm

suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
It comes with a side of unfunny mustard dressing, but since you're suc a valued member here... sure, low cal ranch for rerun.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
So.... 80% of the people that throw stuff in my approval Q have aspergers too? ...I know I whine about it all the time! I just hope people feel sorry for me and start to put some effort in!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:32 pm

Hey Ag, can I get some low cal ranch on that salad?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:25 pm
anonymous... did you even read this thing? If so, you clearly do have Asparagusberg lettuce syndrome... because your ability to comprehend humor is absent.
anonymous - October 10, 2009, 8:50 pm
I find this offensive. I have Aspergers syndrome and I'm not wasting my life away. Plus those ARE real diseases. They just affect the brain.
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do people not realize we can see whatever names they've used, or was that just a failed joke?
Lolness - September 16, 2009, 2:31 pm
Lol Hahaha
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
*facepalm*
rivers - September 16, 2009, 1:59 pm
guy below me you are so right. who ever made this is fucking gay
Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy - September 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
the guy who made this is obviously the faggot that sits inside all day and does nothing but make stupid shit like this
whatever - September 7, 2009, 2:30 pm
go skinny dipping, travel, or even read a f*cking book. you can get laid without using any time consuming plans, it's in your DNA, use it. besides, there's more in life than giving it in the pooper.
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 9:09 am
Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..."
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:22 pm
Hey, I'm not Big Bry, but someone I work with might be...
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:19 pm
That was awesome. Simply awesome. I wish I could post this at the prison I work at.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
btw that was a joke.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
i hate people who hate people wu dont spell chek.
Robert - August 27, 2009, 3:44 pm
We should go sarging LogicDude :D
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:48 pm
I hate people who don't bother to spell check.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 9:47 pm
Looks like LD hit the nail on the head for ryan!
ryan - August 26, 2009, 9:43 pm
i hate people who think they haev the answers to evertthing.
Oh c'mon! - August 26, 2009, 7:45 pm
Pretty extreme generalization, but this seems geared toward internet losers from 4chan as oppoosed to real life people.
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
I bet he looks just like Jalford, dreamy! (crap, just threw up in my mouth)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I had a GF then...hope that didn't scare him off! He sounds keen!
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Woot, congratulations Logic!!! You ROCK!!! Psst, I think Lame likes you.
MO - August 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
All right! That's enough of that shit. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:15 pm
You're ALMOST right Lame, ummm Liam? Matt? Anyway...I'm still with my FIRST GF! Yup! Been emailing her over the net for a whole WEEK now! I think she's almost ready to type the "L" word!
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
You basically just exposed the entirety of your dismal existence to millions of strangers over the internet whether you realized it or not.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:08 pm
I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Make rash generalizations of other peoples lives and how they can fix them based on personal experiences you've had in your own pathetic life. That's how you fail at life.
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I don't know, you might a bigger explanation than this. lol
Spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
this took me half a fucking hour to read -.-
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 4:15 pm
ok, looking around.(Hoping nobody can see who is behind him now.)
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 10:07 am
Holy F#@k that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. F#@k this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin.
eh - August 25, 2009, 10:05 am
I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job...
rico1845 - August 25, 2009, 8:48 am
wow...now if it didn't have all of the cursing, you could use that as a motivational speaker lol
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 5:23 am
wow... just wow. after taking all that in, im gonna go sit in the corner for a while and think about things. yeah thats what im going to do.
Weapon X - August 25, 2009, 3:06 am
LD...you fucking rock...there's really nothing else to be said about it.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
He cured my nag!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Dr. Kevorkian is a nice guy...try giving him a call. I'm sure he can help.
LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 8:46 pm
great.. now i'm more depressed then i was before.. god i hate this life
Jas - August 24, 2009, 7:34 pm
Yes - and hilarity for us visitors of the Internet.
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:16 pm
It's the modern-day bible for young male internet addicts.


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by AlKHall

bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


Ideas -


TAGS: butt groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by 0DD

Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't rape your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being raped and pillaged then?


Safety First -




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


AN IRISH GIRL -




WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by house

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now


TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by house

warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am
How is Mars a better idea than this?


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




NEGOTIATIONS - Made Easy


TAGS: suicide negotiatn talking funny
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

MissBailey29172 - May 22, 2011, 2:03 am
Thats amazing 5L!
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:44 pm
Love it!!! 5L!!
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good point


I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Rubicas

forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!


COLLEGE -


TAGS: drinking and thinking don t mix
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach


TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by motinet

cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L


No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total dick and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


REINTARDATION -




2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


CANCER - Shmancer...




ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by WTFO

nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about cocker spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' button is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm
Hilarious.


TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?


AUTO-CORRECT INVENTOR DEAD -


TAGS: thinking man s humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:03 am
Fantastic, UP yours
JesusWept - March 20, 2016, 2:23 am
^^^^^


FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote sex
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am
Am5ome!


Carlin Thinks -




MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

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WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.79/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


BLACKOUT -




WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven




TEQUILA TIME - It f*$ks with your mind


TAGS: drinking funny party
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh god! That's a mnd fuck.


... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY




RAPEFACE - Vikings had them first




INSIDE JOKE -




MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4.04/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


THE ROAD - When you're young, it stretches for ever. Middle-aged, you start counting your steps. At the end, you've forgotten where you were even going...


TAGS: road life walking
Rating: 4.86/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:33 am
I've just noticed that this is my 100th (accepted) poster. Good job I'm quite pleased with it. Sorry for all the rubbish ones I've put out LOL.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:27 am
Thanks, guys.
Sho - July 18, 2012, 1:16 am
five'd & fav'd
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:46 pm
This is excellent pickleviper. 5L
Greeny - July 17, 2012, 8:57 pm
nice 1 PV


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


B.B. King, thanks! -


TAGS: b b king sailor s tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 9:33 pm
True dat, oldsod!
Oldsod - May 15, 2015, 4:52 pm
Beale Street just got a little bit bluer.


VIKING -




CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




Wreking Balm -




HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


THEN SHE SAID -


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
5+fav!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm
maje5tic


EXPERIMENTATION -




DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?




SMILE ! -


TAGS: smile looking monkey funny
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:49 am
I'm suddenly reminded of a story my parents tell of an experience they had at the Cincinnati Zoo....


NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading




HELL -


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

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Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




IF IT'S STUPID -


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

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champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm
Ahhh, the old surfing for porn trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm
Don't forget the breath mints.


DAMMIT CARL - I thought I told you to stay in the house.




lead by example -




COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.




THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe


TAGS: travel hippie hitchhiking
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 19, 2012, 2:19 pm
I really like this one. It’s refreshing, 5L


THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!


TAGS: epic fail mom smoking pot
Rating: 2.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 6:03 pm
She should just shut up, I'm sure she just came back from a date where she had sex with a strange man and nine of his closest friend.


YOU HAD IT YOUR WAY - Now it's my turn.


TAGS: burger king
Rating: 3.92/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
Ewww! McNasty ! ! ! Heh. heh, heh, heh.


LOYALTY -




PEOPLE IN THE 19TH CENTURY -


TAGS: 19th century frick fricking
Rating: 1.68/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 14, 2008, 12:53 pm
No doubt. The next man I see in a top hat and spats, we will engage in fisticuffs.


MARTHA STEWART SHOW -


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am
Buhahaha!


PLANKING - It's old school.




DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


PENNYWISE -


TAGS: it stephen king
Rating: 4.81/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2012, 5:34 pm
Love the "IT" reference 5.
holymoly - February 15, 2012, 5:28 pm
great reference. 5 homicidal clowns. thanks for the re-occourring nightmares again airman
Greeny - February 15, 2012, 2:00 pm
creepy for 5ure


SILENCE KILLS ME -


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
nice
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})


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